❄ the match girl
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music-is-love-90:

little-marvelcu-things:

Captain America: The First Avenger + Military Uniforms

for darrenisadaisy

This looks like a gender bender

I fully approve of this gender bend

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fredreddy:

backyards / may 2013 / taipei

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Soft thick thighs are the pillows of Life.
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simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

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upallnightogetloki:

octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

They paid for it, right?

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welcome2creepshow:

Art by Justin White aka jublin

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ebookfriendly:

Goodnight Moon, Good Morning Sweety:-) http://ebks.to/XZlOPD

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wilwheaton:

d0nn0:

Serves you fucking right you little bitch

Don’t be a dick, Thomas The Tank Engine.

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folieadoomed:

im never pausing an mcr video ever again