Bathe in the blood of your vanquished enemies.
Story behind this? Her dad was leaving on a 2 year deployment. She was crying, and wouldn’t let go of her dad’s hand, even when he stood in line, saluting. No one had the heart to break them apart.
i’ve reblogged this like 470348 times, i can’t not reblog it everytime
MY SISTER TOOK HER DAUGHTER FOR A WALK AND THEY BARELY WALKED A BLOCK AND SHE JUST GAVE UP AND LAY DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SIDEWALK AND WENT TO SLEEP I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I’M SO PROUD TO BE RELATED TO THIS CHILD
Does this count as a tumblr quit?
this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.
as you can see, human is calm.
I can’t. Just. alkfdjslakdhfjkldsj
I like the look in the last gif, Like “yeah, i just did that! Jealous?”
Hey guys, this is my little brother, Mikey. He’s 9 years old. The other day my best friend and I were watching “Americas next top model” and he came in the room and got really upset at how all of the girls seemed to be breaking down over the things they couldn’t control. One girl, who was very thin, was complaining that she was a “fat bitch” and how she needed to lose at least 10lbs. Another girl, quite beautiful, was complaining that her nose was too big for her face. Then Mikey started lecturing Chloe and me on how stupid they were. He was questioning how such beautiful girls could do this to themselves. We tried to explain to him how its not just them, everyone does it and it really upset him. So he wrote himself a little script and asked me for my laptop. He sat there for about two hours trying to make everything perfect so he could try to tell all the girls and guys out there who feel bad about themselves that they’re all beautiful and society is stupid. Please reblog this and share it with your friends for Mikey and his urge to make everyone aware of their beauty.
omfg this is perfect i cant even omg im sitting here like with my hand over my mouth smiling OMFG I LOVE THIS KID
omg he is the cutest thing ever
This is so perf! Omg he’s so adorable!
Oh gob. Thank you, little Mikey. You are a good person.
Skills like no on else.
damn this actually sounds really sick
Ok, i know tumblrites are known for saying some SUPERLATIVE shit all the time, but this is the best thing on the internet.
this is definitely legit
omfg this is sick
Oh, Max, do we ever love you. Watching children can lead to terrific things.