The Truth Is

primadonnas:

SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”

(via nrmndr)

sea-change:

geniusbee:


ilovealbertfishsticks:


ilovealbertfishsticks:


Omg I can’t


I want this on my blog again


This…is the greatest story ever told


they also went to the louvre together to, like, check out the dicks on statues for comparison just to calm scott the fuck down.
(i can just picture them, scott being his usual neurotic self, and ernest just like, ‘give me strength.  are you fucking kidding me?  i nearly died in the war.  i have a fucking medal of bravery.  and we’re looking at cocks together.  gatsby can only take you so far, my friend.  you better write another goddamn masterpiece soon.’)

sea-change:

geniusbee:

ilovealbertfishsticks:

ilovealbertfishsticks:

Omg I can’t

I want this on my blog again

This…is the greatest story ever told

they also went to the louvre together to, like, check out the dicks on statues for comparison just to calm scott the fuck down.

(i can just picture them, scott being his usual neurotic self, and ernest just like, ‘give me strength.  are you fucking kidding me?  i nearly died in the war.  i have a fucking medal of bravery.  and we’re looking at cocks together.  gatsby can only take you so far, my friend.  you better write another goddamn masterpiece soon.’)

(Source: fishsticksbitch, via theevilregaldoctor)

lolsofunny:


gurl imma have to call you back

lolsofunny:

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gurl imma have to call you back

(Source: violetcoloredlies, via theevilregaldoctor)

fcvkkwonjiyong:


db5k:


underthesame-w:


gollumpanties:


THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY


Jaejoong is not impressed.




HAHAHA, LOL. JAE’S REALLY NOT IMPRESSED. XDD

fcvkkwonjiyong:

db5k:

underthesame-w:

gollumpanties:

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY

Jaejoong is not impressed.

HAHAHA, LOL. JAE’S REALLY NOT IMPRESSED. XDD

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lampsarepeopletoo:

grikurt:

its back on my dash <3

holy shit

:D

lampsarepeopletoo:

grikurt:

its back on my dash <3

holy shit

:D

(via nrmndr)

flutterdash110412:

death-by-lulz:

Anne Hathaway on breaking her arm

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

LMFAO

(Source: lethaleverdeen)

noicycomment:

Gangnam style is highly effective.

Ass move but I laughed.

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theblackship:

jingledrops:

techno4tomcats:

People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer

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No seriously

When a burgler came to my house I was tempted to reach for the butcher knife in the kitchen, but instead I grabbed the 571B banana slicer. I told the burgler…”I’m gonna slice your nanner” and he ran in a terrible fright. Thank you 571B banana slicer for saving my home and possibly my life.”

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

(Source: techno4tomcats, via yeffyaboyuice)